Sunday, October 10, 2010

it smelled like turkey

Hi. My name is Chris and I love sandwiches

"welcome"  "howdy chris"   "good to meet you buddy" "talk to us man"

Thank you kind people you.  My last experience with a sandwich happened -of all places- in a hospital
My mother had just come fresh out of a surgery and I was there to 'be there' -heavy on heart but light in the stomach
As I was sitting there in her room pretending to understand her gibberish, a nurse walked in with a plate of food to give away -or else it would be tossed.  I'm not one to ever waste food and when she offered, I accepted.  Now, I've seen some remarkable looking sandwiches on this blog that has brought about considerable arousal, so I hate to disappoint you all, but, this hospital sandwich pales in comparison.  It was primitive and homely- made in haste with uncaring plastic-bag hands and it deserved no attention beyond its caloric worth.  It was turkey on white bread. I scarfed down this sandwich along with the chips and cole slaw.  It wasn't all that bad,
especially since it was free.  Unless it was poisoned, how can you beat free?

Thursday, October 7, 2010

how about some sandwich visuals to start - eh?!

hello sandwich blog. i would like to begin our blog relationship with some images of sandwiches that i found online that struck me as "interesting".

i have also listed what i typed into google images to acquire these images...

and we begin...

when i typed vagina sandwich...
sandwich-flop.jpg








when i typed in fun sandwich...
sandwich art


Weird Face Sandwich



Pickle Alligator

sandwich art


Sandwich Grill Would Be Difficult to Eat

sandwich art


Dale

sandwich art


Loch Ness Sandwich

sandwich art


Caterpillar

sandwich art


9-Year-Old's Party Sandwich

sandwich art


Motorcycles

sandwich art


Spongebob Squarepants

sandwich art


Creepy Sandwich Face

sandwich art


Sandwich With Feelings



Mustachioed Sandwich

sandwich art


Coffin

sandwich art


Edible Present

sandwich art


Dismembered Hand

sandwich art


Kirby

sandwich art


Shoe Sandwich

sandwich art


Meat Rubix Cube

sandwich art


Cell Phone

sandwich art


Tie

sandwich art


Owl

sandwich art


A Cake Baked to Look Like a Sandwich



Race Cars

sandwich art


Sandwich-case

sandwich art


Scale

sandwich art


Meat Checkers

sandwich art


Tree

sandwich art


Landscape

sandwich art


Spider





xo b

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Am-ay-a sandwich? You bet you are.




















This sandwich was made in a Panani maker,
but I'm going to go ahead and call a spade a
spade here because as far as I can tell a Panani
maker is just a glorified toaster. The sandwich
consists of various Italian meats from a
real Italian deli!!!!... in Burbank. It took
approximately six hours to make and has a
net worth of $400. We enjoyed it with a barbecue'd
corn on the cob and a glass of iced Orangina, which turns
out, is actually for gay mountain lions.

First Sandwich Post!


I didn't mean to start off the first sandwich post coming out ablaze with such a controversial topic, but the first photo of a sandwich on this post may or may not actually be a sandwich. So, is the turkey club wrap I'm eating for lunch actually a sandwich or more of a hybrid sandwich? What really constitutes a sandwich? These are some of the issues and topics I would like to take on here at A SANDWICH TO REMEMBER... and get our hands dirty and uncover the truth behind sandwiches. I've invited a group of sandwich experts to share their experiences from the past and present, as well as the future of sandwiches in an ever changing sandwich world of possibilities.

Tell me about your sandwiches. Photograph those sandwiches. Don't be shy. Don't feel overwhelmed. We're here for you. Discover a little bit about yourself one sandwich at a time.